We'd lived in peace for over a century,
but they suddenly appeared in front of us.
Weak as we were, they showed no mercy...
and ate us.
Second Day as a Superhero "Brutal, Brutal, Brutal Death"
Sorry, my neighbor Yamada-san.
My background as toilet seat designer and
Min-chan's father is so lame,
but you graciously took me in, so thanks.
Protagonist (Apparently) Old Man (38) Occupation: First-Rate Toilet Seat Designer Min-chan's Father Superhero Ideal Woman: Hot, Rich, Young (Mature Women also OK) Personality: Slob, Overconfident, Narcissist, Ass Lover
What's with this shitty profile? So lame.
Might sound more interesting
if I say it super fast.
Yamada-san,I'myourneighbor!
Yamada-san,I'mMin-chan'sfather!
Yamada-san,yourfaceishuge!
Yamada-san,I...I...I...!
I have a question for you.
Why so serious?!
Would you like one egg for breakfast or a pair?
Yo, what's with that apron-only look?
You trying to seduce me? I can see your ass! Ass! Ass!
So, eggs?
I'll take a pair, thanks.
You really fancy my pair, huh?
I might just let you have them!
I don't want your stupid pair!
This man's dangerous! Super dangerous!
Does he want it? Should I throw him down?
Still, I can't stop thinking about that apron and that ass.
My toilet-seat-designer blood is starting to boil!
Here, dig in.
Pair on plates?
Th-Those seem like some pretty rare eggs.
I just laid them! Just kidding. They were on sale at the supermarket.
Hurry up and eat while they're hot.
How the hell were they cooked?
Boiled? Fried? Raw?
I graduated college, and even I can't tell!
I can't stop, stop, stop thinking about that apron and that ass, too!
Eat up. Or would you like to eat me?
I-I'll have the eggs, thanks.
I dunno what kind of eggs these are, but I'll resign myself and eat—
Happy birthday!
There, there!
Was it not boiled enough?
Okay, now it's ready. Eat up.
My ass has a headache. I need to use your bathroom.
Oh! Take care of your ass!
They sure are going blahblah next door.
Well, not that I care what that perverted neighbor gets up to.
That aside, I wonder what my perverted father is up to.
What do I do?
If I go home, Min-chan will punch me until I die.
If I stay here, Yamada-san will toy with me until I die.
Oh, it's Min-chan!
Hello, Min-chan. How do you do?
It's me, Daddy. I'm next door right now.
Hey, girl. Hey, girl. Have some fun with me.
I'm waiting for you next door.
What the hell?
Dad lost his phone, and someone more perverted took it?
And next door? Hey!
Hello, it's Daddy! Help me!
Panties, panties, come quick!
Pervert.
Why do I get the feeling there've been more weirdos around here lately?
Beast King Uroboll*cks-sama has approached the target.
Did you get that wrong on purpose?
It's Beast King Uroborops-sama, okay?
His name doesn't matter.
What matters is how Earth's superhero takes out
the immortal Beast King Uroborops.
Wait, who the hell is Uroboll*cks?
Damn, I can't find a way to go back to normal even on Yaho! Answers.
Hey, if you spend too long in the toilet, your blood will accumulate in your ass.
Then circulation throughout your body will stagnate,
your brain will be deprived of blood, and you'll become ugly!
Shut up. I'm already ugly.
When blood accumulates in your ass, the moment you lift it,
that pressure will pump loads of blood to your brain.
As a result, you can temporarily increase your thought capacity.
But you don't know that, huh?
Okay, it's about time.
I'll think and think about how to go back to normal,
gently lift my ass,
and go back, go back!
There's no doubt. This is the place.
Get out already.
Quit fretting about it.
If you don't stop being stubborn, you'll get even uglier—
Toilet seat change!
Hey, come back!
Son, daddy loves you more than anyone!
Your fingers, your waist, your nipples...
I love them! I love them all! I can't resist them!
Dad, that's the problem.
Your earlobes are love, too!
This must be it.
How dare you defy our prince as a mere human?
Toilet, toilet!
Just wait, Min-chan!
Daddy's coming home!
With this invincible adatinmaum claw, I'll claw out your heart!
Min-chan!
Die!
Delivery?
I'm a throwaway cute girl.
You're not a bad guy, are you?
I'm not a bad guy.
Sowwy. I got the wrong house.
Tee-hee.
No. 3 Beast King Uroborops!
Whoa, he died!
He's bleeding! Bleeding! Spewing blood!
Good thing I put my keys in my underwear.
Wait, isn't school off today?
I thought it was a weekday 'cause Dad wasn't around.
What is he doing?
I hope he didn't run or ram into any shady women.
He might not be the best dad, but when he's not around, it's like...
Damn, earthlings play dirty.
I can't believe they defeated Uroborops's immortality, too.
Is there anyone else who can go?
I shall go.
I believe violent methods that rely only on power won't work.
The tactics so far have lacked one very important thing,
and that is intelligence.
I shall use the most terrifying death magic
to send this planet's superhero to hell!
H-He disappeared?
The target is here.
Getting the address wrong is such a foolish, elementary mistake.
I shall definitely—
No need to worry.
Take a close look!
Wings? Could he be...
No. 4 Chicken Overlord
The one said to have massacred all of a planet's
inhabitants using death magic...
The legendary Chicken Overlord?!
Min-chan! Daddy's home!
Wait, she's out? Lucky!
We meet again, partner.
Return me to how I used to be, how I used to live.
Hey, Mar*o-san, can you hear me?
Let me in. We need to talk.
Aw, come on, don't ignore me!
I wonder if he'll show up if I rub it.
Damn it! Let me in or I'll call people!
I'll use a plunger to suck you out!
I'm not kidding!
Boss Mar*o, I beg of you—
It's useless.
Guess I'll take a dump for now.
Min-chan.
What are you doing here?
Right back at you.
You're carrying your school bag around on Saturday. how cute.
Uh, I got the day wrong.
I thought it was Friday.
How adorable.
Fight! Don't give up, me!
You can't give up, me!
Shit! I can't put any strength into my butt muscles!
But if I give up here, I'll lose everything!
And Min-chan will...
Min-chan will lose her one and only father!
That can't happen!
Superhero, my ass.
What a fool.
And he's left his main base so unguarded?
Ridiculous. Birdiculous.
But this is my chance!
I'll curse your entire apartment with my brutal, brutal, brutal death magic!
Hmm? This looks kinda familiar...
What?! Th-This is...
Brethren of mine, from whom I got separated in space!
I thought I was the only chicken to survive.
I never expected to find my brethren on Earth...
Not to mention, he's been turned into food.
Could it be...?
Did all the plans so far fail because of the earthlings' cunning and cruelty?
Crap! This defenseless room must be a trap, too!
Oh? You're back.
My, here's a big one.
Looks truly delicious!
An eccentric species!
No! Don't eat me!
Hey, wife of mine! Come back!
I don't care if you're having an affair!
In fact, I'd love a threesome!
With our son, that makes four!
Ex
I'm fine with just my ex.
And I'm done with your big-ass head.
I hope you and our son suffer!
What a terrifying planet.
I must teleport back at once.
I can't shit 'cause I haven't eaten breakfast.
Ack!
Oh? My breakfast came out on its own?
Know your place, breakfast.
B-Breakfast?!
S-Stay away!
Take one step, and I'll invoke the brutal, brutal, brutal death chant!
There's a limit to how much you can look down on birds!
Die!
Brutal death!
Shut up, birdbrain.
Look, you're also an alien, right?
If you wanna invade Earth, feel free.
Just contact the Whatchamacallit Hero Committee for me.
Min-chan?
Min-chan.
Min-chan is...
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
Pick me up, Daddy!
Dad!
Hey, old man.
That movie's punchline made no sense.
Yeah. You're so cute, Min-chan.
Come over to my place tonight.
Hey, you shitty brat!
Get away from my Min-chan!
You're still not dead? I'll up the volume, then!
Shut up! Shut your damn beak!
Min-chan...
Gah! Even the Chicken Overlord got insta-killed!
Prince, let's give up on conquering Earth!
We should give up!
Yeah, let's do that.
That's the best option. Definitely the best option.
Quietchoo.
I found his weakness.
Min-chan...
Don't tell me, it's puberty?
But Daddy will definitely
protect you, no matter what!